The Day I Sent Nordic Plumber

A few days ago I fell on the very end of the slopey rail that finishes Nordic Plumber. This came after about 1 hour and 15 minutes spent on the wall climbing and resting. As soon as I lowered, the anger was replaced by a strong nausea, and the next 6 or 8 hours I wanted to vomit. I'd never experienced this level of exhaustion from a redpoint attempt.

This next section is the "nitty gritty" for Nordic Plumber. Skip down if you don't care about specific moves and numbers.

Start on Nordic Flower. The first 6 bolts climb like a really long v8, part of which is always varying levels of wet. From here, sprint through physical moves between no hands kneebar rests. After 20 meters, you've arrived at the intermediate anchor.

Here, I sink into a comfortable no hands kneebar, and tie myself onto the anchor with a bight of rope. Next, I call off belay and pull slack down until it reaches the ground. My belayer pulls the rest of the rope through and puts me back on belay.

Once recovered, you immediately jump into a funky v3/4 using some kneescums. Then it's easy climbing but never easy enough to stop for 10ish meters, which brings you to another kneebar. It's tough to shake on this one because the wall is steep and the foothold is bad, so you clip, breathe, and launch into a really cool v4 sequence, hooking behind a flake with a heel while you hold body tension to cross into a jug.

Climbing just beyond the intermediate anchor.

 Next, you paddle through more jugs and reach a kneescum, which helps you catch your breath but not recover much. This next boulder isn't too difficult but it's powerful and risky. It's a v5 sequence of deadpoints and swings through crimps and jugs.

Then you arrive at a jug rail with no feet, so you are jamming hands and feet in the crack as you motor along. When the rail runs out, there are 2 good spots for hand jams, allowing you to shake before the next boulder. I taped my left hand specifically for this, because the left jam has a painful pebble that digs into the back of your hand.

That pebble rips through any tape I've put on!

From here, another v4 begins, in which I cross into another left hand jam, and kick my right foot over my head to jam into a crack, and reach super far to a jug. A swing, a skipped clip, and a few jugs later, you've arrived at the final kneebar rest, just beneath the sloper rail.

Kneebar rest just below the final rail.

The right knee allows you to recover, the left one doesn't. Unfortunately, you need to alternate otherwise your right calf will explode....

When your calves can take it no more, and with 50 meters of climbing under you, you launch into the (v5/6?) redpoint crux, a sequential and slopey rail with horrible heel hooks, a campus move, and a heartbreaking stab into a jug at the finish.

So there is the breakdown. Nothing mega hard or cruxy, except maybe the first few bolts. The abundant rests on this route are a blessing and a curse. They leave you with too much time to think. Every rest, you look at how much further you still have to go. How much luck you will need to hit every hold on every boulder problem correctly...it's such a mind game!

After my first time punting on the finish, I felt optimistic. It was heartbreaking, but it was undeniably progress. The second day back on the route, I was able to make it to the same spot. I had some negative thoughts going through my head in the final rest below the rail. I blasted off feeling really well recovered, and as soon as I did the campus move about halfway out the rail, I felt my whole body drain immediately. I kept fighting all the way back to the same move as last time - stabbing into the jug. But I didn't have it, and came peeling off again.

This punt was different, however. On the bright side, I noticed that as pumped as I was, I didn't have that feeling of overwhelming exhaustion or nausea. It was your standard "oh I fell because the moves are hard and I was pumped" rather than "I fell and now I need to lay down with a bucket and consume fluids the rest of the day". With this in mind, I thought maybe I could have another try later that day, if only for the fitness.

Unfortunately, there was a darker side as well. I began to think about how I could fall on such "easy" moves. I thought about friends of mine that I'm sure would float up this route. I started to compare my efforts to their imaginary ones. And more than anything, I thought about Southern Comfort.

I think about this route (Southern Comfort) every day.

I would have liked to think I was close to sending Nordic Plumber, because I was falling on the last hard move. But I couldn't shake the "lesson" I'd learned from SoCo, which is that falling on the last move doesn't always mean you are close. Sometimes you fall on the last move for months. I started to envision myself falling on this rail for the next 2 months. I wasn't sure I was motivated enough to invest so much into the route.

Feeling a strange combination of defeat and optimism, I hiked back up to the cave in the mid afternoon. I decided this attempt, being mostly for fitness, I would climb faster and take more risks. And I did.

The bottom half went really smoothly. I spent less time resting in the kneebars, but I committed to truly going no hands when I got them, rather than alternating hands to shake.

At the intermediate anchor, I adjusted my kneepads a bit, and visualized myself moving quickly through the next section. I confidently skipped a draw that's usually a bit taxing to clip, and continued into the kneebar below the v4. Quick shake, and a spontaneous but deliberate change in beta got me through, feeling more secure than it ever had. Another skipped draw and I made it to the kneescum before the v5.

Just after the rope switch on my send go.

I wasn't feeling too pumped. I felt properly warm. I launched into the v5 and made it through to the hand jam rest. I felt that pebble dig into my left hand, drawing blood through the tape. After a few minutes I did the last boulder problem before the rail. I felt good. The terrain was super familiar, having just been here earlier in the day. Another skipped draw and a line of jugs lead me to the kneebar below the sloper rail.

Here, I am proud. Or maybe content is a better word. If I fall on the last move twice in a day, that's still pretty good. At least I'm a consistent punter. In french, we say "nothing happens twice without happening a third time". In english, we say "third time's the charm". I was curious which it would be.

Part of the reason I rested less earlier on the route was in hopes that my calves would be fresher here, and I could rest in the last kneebar longer. This wasn't the case, and I had to leave the kneebar a bit earlier than desired.

I've no idea how, because every bit of the rail felt as hard as previous attempts, but I did make it to the jug. BUT IT WASN'T OVER. Given the state of my forearms, the jug might as well have been another sloper. An equally absolute effort allowed me to match this "jug" with my left hand, and thus bump my right hand into a hand jam. Talk about euphoria. Suddenly I was relaxed, sunk down on the jam, and clipped (after skipping the previous 4 bolts).

Not having enough juice to clip the anchor was a serious concern of mine. I moved up to some jugs above the rail, and tried really hard to find more hand jams. Thankfully I found a couple of flared jams, just enough to give the fingers a break. Soon, I began the last 1 or 2 meter traverse right to the anchor, and let out a huge scream of success as I clipped the anchors.

Nordic Projects

Today marks 18 days since I arrived in Flatanger. I'm settling into a routine. I climb 2 days on, one day off. Most days I do some cleaning/work in the morning, and arrive at the cave around noon. There is no sense of urgency because 1) there is 24 hour daylight and 2) I'm here for 3 months.

After a couple of weeks of introduction, I felt ready to sample some possible long-term projects. First I tried Odin's Eye, an 8c+ first done by Ethan Pringle. Another french climber, Pierre, was here for 10 days trying it, which meant draws were hung and beta was available.

Pierre just exiting the first crux of Odin's Eye

As a side note, it is interesting that even the super steep or hard lines here usually don't have permadraws. This makes choosing a project a bigger investment, because unless you are bringing 40 or 50 quickdraws, you're only going to have enough draws to hang on one route at a time. And if you try it and don't like it, then you have  to spend a lot of time and effort retrieving your gear.

So conveniently, I didn't need to bring any draws with me to try Odin's Eye. After an exciting jump start, you climb 3 or 4 bolts of 7a-ish terrain, until arriving at the first crux. This revolves around a terribly thin left hand crimp, stabbing to progressively better crimps, and using an awkwardly high right heel.

After this, you climb pretty easy terrain through some juggy underclings, working towards the "eye". When the underclings stop being juggy, they start to be very wet. This is just part of the route, as it never dries.

Pierre hanging under the wet undercling section.
Josh on the left trying Muy Verdes 8c.

The second crux comes at the end of the undercling traverse. From some smeary feet and a wet undercling, you have to make a semi-dynamic, semi-controlled lunge up and right to a decent crimp. The key here is keeping your hips SUPER open (and apparently also shoving tampons in the undercling). From here you work up a slopey rail to the top of the eye, where you get an uncomfortable kneebar to shake on.

And crux #3! This is the sequence everyone fears. I imagine it would be quite the crux on point, but in isolation this is actually the sequence which took me the least amount of time to do. Kneebars and crimps (reeeeeeeally bad crimps) are the name of the game!

Crux #3, exiting the eye. Photo pulled frome google.

After this you arrive at an awkward but good left kneebar. This next section I've never heard of giving anyone trouble, but on my first run up the route, it's actually the only sequence I had to pull through. On my second run, I sorted out some subtle foot beta and managed to link the sequence together.

Lastly, you have a very cool sequence requiring body tension and an ability to cut feet while double gastoning two nasty slopers. From here, you climb a juggy crack with some kneebars to the anchor!

After 2 runs on the route, I was pretty surprised to have done all of the moves. The cruxes are super hard, but the route is well separated by some rests.

Before investing into Odin's Eye immediately, I wanted to try Nordic Plumber. If you had asked me for one goal in Norway before going on this adventure, Nordic Plumber was the first thing that came to my mind (whether or not I shared that...). So the day after trying Odin, I jugged up to the intermediate anchor where Nordic Flower and Plumber split. After a pretty long belay and approximately 2 million bolts, I arrived at the anchor.

The beginning of the second half of Nordic Plumber.

 Nordic Plumber is an 8c route which links Nordic Flower into Thor's Hammer. Essentially, you climb the entirety of the 8b/+ section on Nordic Flower to the no hands kneebar (pulling your rope all the way through here to reduce drag) and then continue another 30 meters which is 8b by itself. This link up was also established by Ethan Pringle, and arguably takes the most obvious line out of the cave.

This second half of Nordic Plumber is extremely physical. Biceps between boulder problems is how I'd describe it. The most intimidating feature of this 50 meter monster is that the crux is the last 6 or 7 meters, pumping up an extremely slopey rail, and skipping the last 5 or 6 bolts for sure.

Iva being way too strong and clipping along the final sloper rail of Nordic Plumber  

I was able to do all of the moves on my first go up the route, and on my second go (from the intermediate anchor), I linked to the final sloper rail. After an evening training sesh and a rest day, I tried the route from the ground. I fell off of the wet section on Nordic Flower, but it was worth it to practice the rope switch and rehearse the final sloper rail. No big links that day, but I decided I need to "send" the second half before I start trying from the ground.

So the next day I tried exactly that. Warm up 7a, warm up bolt to bolt on Nordic Plumber, and then I tried the link. I focused on climbing fast, and it seemed to work pretty well. Though it was desperate, I was able to send* this second half. The asterisk is because I was too pumped to clip the anchor! I grabbed the draw and still barely held on long enought to clip!

Ethan Pringle on the last boulder problem before getting to the sloper rail.

Regardless, this is a huge confidence boost and I am STOKED to put some amuerte efforts in from the ground.

Lastly, to compliment the enduro-fest that is my new project, I hung my draws on another bouldery 8a+ called Open Shoulders. This is maybe 15 meters long and SICK. Kick off with a vertical V7 boulder problem, kneebar rest, and then you climb an INCREDIBLE sequence of comp style holds. You palm these corners like a volume, scum knees, thrutch into flat corners. Unlike anything I've ever done! Stoked to have this project alongside Nordic Plumber!

Stay tuned.

Flatanger Update

It's hot here in Flatanger at the moment! Nonetheless, it doesn't seem to be stopping anyone. Seb is getting close on Move (9b/+). Almost every member of the French family I've been climbing with has sent their projects (allez François!), and I've been super pleased with myself as well.

Since the last post I had been trying Nordic Flower L1 (8b/+). I started by jumaring up and making sure I could confidently link the second half. This is essentially a mega pumpy 7c roof traverse, which comes after a no hands kneebar rest. It is possible to fall here on point, but it would be absolutely devastating.

First kneebar after the cruxy first 6 bolts

Once I had linked this, I started making redpoint attempts. Once you understand the movement and the rests, the route kind of just boils down to linking the first 6 bolts (to the first kneebar). Unfortunately there is a hold at the 4th bolt which always seeps, and so day after day, I would arrive here and slip out. I realized the route was possible when I slipped out at the 4th bolt, then pulled back on and took it all the way to the finish.

I took a forced 2 rest days due to a gum infection, and when I returned to nordic, the hold at the 4th bolt was only slightly damp, rather than the usual waterfall! After warming up, I was able to send Nordic Flower L1 first try of the day! I counted 10 kneebars/scums in total! And I have no clue the actual number, but it felt like I was on the wall for 45-60 minutes? I remember the intimidation I felt every time I sat at the ledge on Flour Power at the RRG, thinking there is so much pump and steep climbing to go. This route however, takes it up a notch. Every time you get to a kneebar, you realize how much further you still have to go. It is a test of patience to make sure you stay in each rest long enough to make it to the next!

With Nordic Flower done, I decided not to jump into anything too big immediately. I tried some more onsighting and flashing. I was super pleased to onsight the classic Berntsenbanden (7c), which I'm told is the hardest of the 7c routes on the wall. The route starts with a harder than expected 6c to a ledge. From here, you do some cool 3D climbing with some insecure smears and dropknees, until finally sprinting up a slippery stem and layback crack. There's an 8a extension I'm keen to try as well, as I've heard the 7c part is harder than anything on the extension!

I made an onsight attempt at the classic Brunhilde L1, the king of arbitrary classics. You jumar 8 meters or so to a jug, then finish quite randomly 20 meters later. Fortunately, the movement is incredible. Big moves, on big holds, with a bouldery style between rests. I hesitated too much and fell at the second bolt. After I lowered, Seb and I sprinted down to watch the world cup final. After the french victory, one beer, and many chips, we went back up and I sent the route quite smoothly. If it weren't for the inconvenient jumar start, this route could even make it onto the warmup circuit.

François on Brunhilde L1

While I was trying nordic flower, I was also intermittently trying a route directly right of it, called Dvergtrollet (Dwarf Troll). This is a very short and very bouldery 8a+, and the story goes that Magnus Mitdbo did the first ascent onsight!

The first 3 moves are some of the hardest. I would say the route breaks down as a 12 move 7B+ into an awkward and poor rest in a corner, into another 13 move 7B+. The first one is harder, but you are fresh right off the ground. The next one is mega powerful , underclinging on some of the worst foot smears I have ever used! After these 15 moves, you get a shake and exit on some pumpy 7a+ terrain, finishing just before the line would intersect nordic flower.

Damien on Dvergtrollet 8a+, about to begin the second crux

This line was an anomaly for the area. It was very sharp, demanded raw strength and power, and had little/no kneebars. It did not climb the best, but because I knew I could do it, I couldn't walk away from it.

Next I would like to shop around for a big project. I have 3 months to spend here, and I'm curious to learn what I can do if I devote myself to a route for such an amount of time. Seb has instilled quite a lot of confidence in me, encouraging me to try routes I would never have considered possible otherwise. Stay tuned!

First days in Flatanger

Believe what you hear, but double your "could-it-really-be-that-big" expectations. It's bigger. And having said that, whatever you now have envisioned, it is bigger still. You just can't understand the size until seeing it. The routes are long, the extensions are longer, the extensions to the extensions are longer even, and these still don't go half way up the hanshelleren wall/cave!

Seb under the finish of Move

Despite the intimidation I felt, I was beyond eager to climb. Walking into the cave elicited a feeling I imagine is similar to what Jay felt his first time walking into a Sheetz. I was lucky to meet and partner with Seb who is here for a few weeks trying his project, Move 9b/+. I have a guidebook, but don't even bring it because Seb is a live guidebook with move-by-move beta!

On our first day of climbing, we warmed up in the barn, which has a nice bouldering wall and other exercises. After 30 mintutes we made our way to the cave, and Seb warmed up on a classic 7c called Eventyrblanding (Fairytale Mixture). I followed suit, feeling a bit of pressure to perform. I didn't realize seb had skipped several bolts, so found myself doing the same (having not brought draws). Though it was a bit too much for a warm up, I was happy to flash this as my first route in Flatanger. There is an 8a extension that looks worthy as well!

Warm up/training wall in the barn

Seb went for a brush n' beta run on Move, and then I tried a short bouldery 8a called Flaggermusmannen  (Batman). Still a bit flash pumped, I fell at the crux. This route has an amazing crimpy intro with a tricky kneescum, which leads into - I swear - a double clutch dyno! One of the most badass moves on rock I have done! From here you get a full rest, do a lil v3/4 and then finish on a classic 7a. Luckily I was able to do this second try. I believe there is also a seldom tried 8c extension.

Next up Seb recommended I try Nordic Flower. I suspect the real reason was so that he would have draws hung on the first section of Move (which splits after doing the 8b section of Nordic Flower), but I was psyched so up I went! The first 5 bolts are incredible and bouldery. Most of the climbing in flatanger seems to be on big hands and bad feet, whereas these 5 bolts are small hands and bad feet! Nonetheless I unlocked these sequences fairly quickly, arriving to a kneebar from which Seb said the route is juggy 7c+. I had quite the shock for the next part, as I wasted so much energy on big underclings with very bad smears. The progress nearly halted and I grabbed every draw I could just to clip.... The features are so strange. It feels like my technique is stuck in 2 dimensions when it needs to be climbing in 3. I lowered off before reaching the intermediate anchor, but am definitely going to keep trying!

Such was day one!

Day two was at least as good! I had to do some work in the morning, which meant 3 hours of quite physical weed-eating. Around one or two, I walked up to the cave and warmed up with a nice crew of Norwegians that were staying in the house with me. I onsighted the classic 7a+ Tungt Møblert (they roughly translated to "Heavily Furnished"), climbing much less smoothly than I'd like. After this, I tried a short, bouldery 7c+ called Andre Hoyre (Second Right). I'd seen a video of this one, so I had some idea of what to expect.

It breaks down as 3 boulder problems separated by good rests. I made a very tough and scary second clip. Someone later told me "it's 7c+ if you don't stick clip the second, 7c if you do". I was glad to have gone ground up in this case, because I continued to flash the route! Seb was super encouraging and another french climber, François, was belaying me! A great vibe indeed.

At this point I was torn with what to try. There are so many good options that I think my biggest crux here is choosing which route to try! I was split between an 8a+ called Massih Attack, and a 7c+ called Paltergeist. I decided I should wait before sinking my teeth into something too hard, so I tried the 7c+, which is a very long (30+ meter) route. François had been trying it and hung draws, so he was able to give me beta when I panicked and asked for it. It was a funny combination of beta coming in different languages from below!

Paradise! Every route but nordic flower climbs on the sunny left side of the wall

After spending an eternity on the wall, I was lucky enough to flash this one as well! It was certainly tougher than Andre Hoyre to me, but I loved it!

I wrapped the day up getting a blistering pump onsighting Waliserne Kommer (The Welsh are Coming). I'm very eager to try the extension to this one, a bouldery few bolts that boost the grade to 8b (Waliserne Kommer og Kommer "The Welsh are Coming and Coming").